vinod
02-17-2008, 07:40 AM
1) Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant
2) Rajnikant has counted to infinity - twice. (of course, he went on the negative side too...)
3) When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing earth down.
4) Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
5) Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
6) Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
7) Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
8) Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
9) Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
10) If you Google Search 'Rajnikant getting kicked', you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
11) It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
12) The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
13) There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq; Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
14) Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
15) The only things that run faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.
16) Rajnikant's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
17) Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way.
2) Rajnikant has counted to infinity - twice. (of course, he went on the negative side too...)
3) When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing earth down.
4) Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
5) Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
6) Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
7) Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
8) Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
9) Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
10) If you Google Search 'Rajnikant getting kicked', you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
11) It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
12) The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
13) There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq; Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
14) Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
15) The only things that run faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.
16) Rajnikant's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
17) Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way.